Tuesday 10 January 2017

Before I start, I just want to make it clear that I love snapchat and I am probably guilty of several of these - the bee filter just spoke to me on another level, and none of these are targeted at specific people, if you feel truly offended, then I guess the truth hurts (kidding). So I was procrastinating from doing my exam notes and started having a browse through some Instagram stories, does anyone else have certain accounts you always look at then when you get really bored view the rest and skip through because you already know you're just going to be sitting through 30 seconds of their cat purring? Well anyway, here's the list. 

1. The social selfie queen/king who uses snapchat to simply remind you of how beautiful they are by posting their daily OOTD/make-up look/going to bed selfie accompanied by an RnB track in the background. When they go out for a social event you'll be sure you'll know everyone who attended because said snapchatter will make sure to post a story with each and every one of them. I

2. The time stamper who makes sure they tell you what they are doing every second of the day, because if they didn't of course we'd assume they were doing nothing with their life, so you'll never have to worry about bumping into this person IRL because you'll always be aware of their whereabouts. 

3. The gym instructor who makes you feel worse about yourself for sitting in bed eating Cheetos whilst they're climbing stairs, doing burpees and flipping ropes about, it almost makes you feel like you've done the workout yourself. 

4. The Gordon Ramsey who makes sure to ruin your diet by showing you their juicy 3 course meal, their friends and the table beside. Can sometimes be found cooking for themselves and adding a nice domestic goddess hashtag to go with it. 

5. The storyteller. I'm quite a fan of these when they're funny, I find the celebrity ones to be more boring and pointless. I think these people are using snapchat right, unless you throw a voice changing filter on top because then it basically defeats the purpose #guilty. 

6. The snapchat ghosts (literally, kinda) who never post anything, or you never communicate with directly, but you can be sure they'll watch your snapchats round the clock. 

7. The animal, because their snapchats never show any sign of human interaction, just a stream of animals sitting there for 3 minutes doing animal things. 

8. The drunk club goer who is kind enough to want us to feel like we're in the dance room in Cameo with them, by snapping every song the DJ plays accompanied with some drunken whurrrrr's and woooo's and screeching. They sometimes take the form of a concert camera man and make sure to capture the whole 2 hour show for you so you don't need to purchase a ticket yourself. 

9. The person living the life you wish you had. If you follow Kylie Jenner on snapchat, then this is where you nod your head because you wish you could have a fridge stocked with 20 different types of water, 7 cars and a plethora of celebrity friends. For those of us who are more down to earth, this is that person who's always travelling or living la vida loca. 

10. The filter tester, they probably work for snapchat because their story is just a collection of all the filters snapchat has to offer for the day. They might even throw in a bonus and put filters on unexpecting friends/people followed by a gradual zoom. 

I hope y'all have related to this post on some level. If any more pop to your head I'd love to hear about them in the comments. If you'd like to determine how much of a hypocrite I am, snap me at gianaspiteri. 

♡ GS ♡

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